Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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