Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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