He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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