My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
