ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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