I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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