Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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