he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My ass is underappreciated
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i believe in u and ur pee
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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