I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
