Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises