did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)