is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.