I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.