Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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