Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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