Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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