Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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