if i can run in heels then i can drive
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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