You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
we should paint friendship bongs
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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