break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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