Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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