Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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