I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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