You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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