Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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