You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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