i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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