I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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