so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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