youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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