my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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