The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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