why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My dick has a subreddit
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I would fuck him just for his dog
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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