I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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