belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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