We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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