i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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