I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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