Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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