i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
as a side note pls kill me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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