who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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