i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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