I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
