we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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