youre lurking in front of me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
