I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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