If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
And then he peed in my hair
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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