You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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