Buhtt sex?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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