in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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