Don't you send me to vm
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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