Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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