brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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