I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
zippers are such a cool invention
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
