hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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