You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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