yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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