dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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