I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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