If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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